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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By hannibal - 02/11/2010 13:44 - Australia

Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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Ohhh, wham bam thank you ma'am

By gagus123 - 28/10/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML

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You deserved it 928

Abby97 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:04

Ouch! Haha my mom did that one time and I was still in the car! It was so scary!

kittybell 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:08

Fail. =D

Comments

Pastor_Rich 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:37

you must have a clutch or otherwise your car would have been in " park" and couldn't have rolled. I ran over myself one time.......I couldn't find anyone to go to the store so I ran over my self.. badda bing

BLNovelist 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:41

It's possible the car wasn't entirely in park. That happened with my grandmother's van - my grandfather put it in park at a long light, took his foot off the break - and it started rolling and hit a car before he realized what was happening. We still don't know how it fell out of the correct gear or shift or whatever it's called.

Evan_R_D 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:59

screw hot mean girls. literally; that's all they are good for. as for your car, tough break. hope you learned something.

FreeLevi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 22:07

I doubt they were laughing. It could've been their car that got smashed by yours.

Mosswine 2

Friday 14 August 2009 22:45

YDI for not doing anything. I would ******* kill them. I mean ***** like that act all hot so you go home and rape them. They really look like Louis Anderson. OP if you give me their names I might be able to find their address. What state do you live in? Cause I can find them and ******* massacre them. If you want me I can punch myself in the face and give you a good penis *******. That always helps man I'm not jk. So all you fat ***** out there that disagree grow up and start making ******* sense homos.

Nightmare1 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:01

if this car is a automatic then this is fake. If the car is a manuel and you forget the parking break then your just dumb. sorry lol. hope it doesnt cost much