Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
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Abby97 0
Ouch! Haha my mom did that one time and I was still in the car! It was so scary!
kittybell 0
Fail. =D
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Comments (58)
netfreak 0
I've driven a 5 speed most my driving life... You should learn to park.
plexico 4
Their uncontrollable, derisive laughter crescendoed into hysterical spasms of hilarity when they saw that the moron spelled it "break" instead of "brake."
Intoxicunt 6
Lol. Yeah, I hope my car doesn't break when I park it...
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ahahaha! Right-on, Plexico! #15 FTW!(:
xoxoCheer 0
At least it didn't crash into another car or something. Or while you were trying to stop it, your girlfriend's thong fell out. It could've been much worse.
DeathMetal666 0
YDI. If only you got run down by your own car in the process
JokerXero 0
Well those shallow girls wont talk to you now, they will be to busy laughing at you. FYL
DevineLegacy 0
hahaha wow that sucks! you probably made their day. i never use the parking break and my car is just fine
SimpleSimon 0
Why the hell not, you fruit?
The_Chuck_Norris 0
You Should Have Chased The Skirt Not The Car.
Bloodknight 22
Haha you deserve it for not remembering to put the brake on, lol. so did ya get to it before it hit anything?
annamg 0
Hardly anyone I know puts their parking brake on, I find it so irritating.
BLNovelist 0
Yeah seriously - actually, come to think about it, I don't even know what or where the parking break is. :o I just put the gearshift into park and call it a day.
vacuouslobby 0
That is because manual transmission cars dont' have a "park" gear they have the parking brake which you should use regardless of having an automatic or manual. Need any proof read the above comments
LukeDog 0
Now which thousands of movies have I seen this in? The Naked Gun is one. Seriously in origional