Don't knock it until you try it

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

What the…

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

That's that, then

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

Twisted

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

WTF roomie?

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML