Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
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Eaglestrike117 29
Stand up for yourself. She was coming on to you.
ibeinpain 5
Say, "That was a woman?!" I bet that would piss him off.
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Comments (115)
perdix 31
"You may be able to beat me up, but she's not your woman in any real way."
jackrileymac 4
**** block.
gutieesme87 0
Dumbass
YummiGummi 0
oops sorry about that :p
twogingers1fire 7
Saw that one coming...
breadfruit 0
To everyone commenting on this FML: seriously? Does no one empathize with her boyfriend/husband/the guy who punched OP? Violence was not warranted, at least not until he had better assessed the situation. But, just as OP had no way of knowing that she was in a relationship, he had no way of knowing that you were ignorant of that fact. Even if someone is not at all clingy or prone to anger, if he sees his girlfriend acting suggestively with a man he does not know, he will immediately become angry at both of them. And since his girlfriend can't be punched and is more likely to be given the benefit of the doubt, the blame will fall on the unknown man. I'm not excusing his actions. OP, I'm sorry you got hurt for perfectly innocuous actions, but people commenting on this should realize that the man must have been very hurt seeing his girlfriend with someone else.
Yodelmeister 18
Everyone gets angry; we're not blaming him for that. It's how you deal with your anger for which you'll be judged. That guy had no idea if OP knew the girl was with someone, but that's why you don't act rashly and punch someone just because you're upset. When grown men do this kind of thing, we call them douchebags. When you see the person you're with with someone else, you feel betrayed. They're the one who hurt you, and they're the one to be angry at. And if you feel like you just gotta hit someone, you have anger issues and should look into that for your own benefit and the benefit of everyone around you. I realize you're not trying to excuse his actions, but all empathy was lost when he resorted to violence without knowing what was going on.
FYLDeep 26
The punch probably shouldn't have been thrown. At least not until the boyfriend/husband was certain that the way it looked was the way it was. Then go ahead. I don't care if a guy intentionally hitting on a taken girl gets his ass kicked. Anyway, it was the girl's actions that were completely out of line. She's the one both of them should be directing their anger towards now that they're both enlightened.
breadfruit 0
Good points 57 and 59.
downtime 13
45 The short answer to that nonsense is no. Who empathises with assholes? I wouldn't want to know such a person.
FYLDeep 26
Nightclub trolling.
Otarin 6
The best kind :D
NullPointer 20
I don't know why people think assaulting innocent people is okay. I hope you pressed charges OP. And I hope you don't date that girl - once a cheater always a cheater. And yes, I consider this to be a form of cheating. The dancing might be just fun, depending on what kind of dancing it was, but the when you add on that she was flirting, it's cheating.
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
why didn't you do anything back ? STAND UP FOR YOURSELF MAN!
bananagrams 9
Probably because he was still recovering from the right hook
FYLDeep 26
Come on McFly. If you let them walk all over you now, they'll walk all over you for the rest of your life.
VixSparda 5
kill him XD