FML : Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in...

Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in a cast for 4 months, and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door. He knew. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Ixiion_fml Say more :

OP here. Just to clear something up: The shower head is new. It was put in two weeks before my leg ended up in a cast. So I hadn't bothered to fiddle with it before, thus why I didn't know that it had that option. And I've been whining about it for 4 months, and he just now decided to tell me. Ah, love my brother. And to someone who said to give him a break, I am. I just glared at him for 10 minutes before letting it go.

By Ixiion - / Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:26 / United States - Bay Shore

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By commonlogicz42 | 6

#5710075 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:12

Oh c'mon you don't gotta be a rocket scientist to operate your own shower.

By DocBastard | 38

#5710076 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:13

Of course he knew. He just didn't tell you because he didn't want you to know what ELSE he does with that shower head.

It's best you don't ask.

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By commonlogicz42 | 6

#5710075 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:12

Oh c'mon you don't gotta be a rocket scientist to operate your own shower.

imyy | 20

#5710106 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:25

I don't think it's the brother's fault. Maybe he thought she knew but preferred to shower that way? And how did he know how she showered anyways?

caohm | 18

#5710108 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:25

"Its like a damn spaceship up in here! I don't know these controls!"

jw90 | 18

#5710224 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 23:43

You're right. You need a Doctorates.

_parth | 20

#5710661 - Thursday 10 October 2013 6:22

Woah, it takes a lot of skills to operate someone else's shower though...

By DocBastard | 38

#5710076 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:13

Of course he knew. He just didn't tell you because he didn't want you to know what ELSE he does with that shower head.

It's best you don't ask.

Welshite | 39

#5710084 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:14

NOOOO! Bad Doc. Why must you put these images into my head?

RedPillSucks | 31

#5710100 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:22

Not asking is not enough.
I'm trying desperately not to imagine.

perdix | 29

#5710101 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:23

#8, so you can put them into practice;)

imyy | 20

#5710115 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:28

I don't even want to know how a male would use a shower head in such a manner!

lilhellian | 26

#5710117 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:28

Y'all are acting like that's not normal! :O

mFUNdo21 | 17

#5710689 - Thursday 10 October 2013 6:45

#31, males have orifices for pleasure too...

JtPv | 14

#5710708 - Thursday 10 October 2013 7:12

I admit it...
When I was younger I would take the shower head...
And see how much water I could fit in my mouth.
For the shits n giggles.
Why?
What were you thinking?

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5711793 - Friday 11 October 2013 5:16

I was thinking having the water shoot over your head.

Take that however you want.

ElaborateScheme | 14

#6670547 - Saturday 13 August 2016 7:34

#2 Lol wtf can a guy do with a shower head??? As a straight male I honestly don't know and I don't want to try ass play either

By HelenLFC | 27

#5710077 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:13

Time for sibling revenge !

Cleu | 12

#5710086 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:15

What kinda revenge pranks are we talking here? Numbing gel in his "hand lotion" or maybe the warm bowl of water?

Gho5tk3y | 17

#5710208 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 23:28

Itching powder in his boxers or hiding his video games, lots of ways to get even. Have fun

By sunnyray812 | 37

#5710079 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:13

You have a troll brother.

1dvs_bstd | 41

#5710105 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:24

He's more of a douche.

sunnyray812 | 37

#5710308 - Thursday 10 October 2013 0:32

Most siblings are mischievous toward one another.

perdix | 29

#5710330 - Thursday 10 October 2013 0:50

#25, did you know the French word for shower is "douche?" Are you a bilingual genius or just a lucky asshole?

1dvs_bstd | 41

#5710379 - Thursday 10 October 2013 1:34

A little from column A, a little from row B!

Zebediabolical | 36

#5711166 - Thursday 10 October 2013 16:44

How is it the brother's responsibility to teach OP how to use a shower? It's not that hard. We've got one of those as well and the day it was installed and usable, I played with the knobs so I could figure out temperature and pulse controls. Seriously. It's not that hard.

prinncess00 | 16

#5711366 - Thursday 10 October 2013 20:05

Or a cat

By singer0421 | 32

#5710080 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:13

Have you tried putting a plastic bag over it to stop the cast from getting wet?

beelee1988 | 13

#5710091 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:17

Common sense is lacking in the world today. So of course not. Lol.

Ixiion_fml | 13

#5710124 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:31

OP here. It's always wrapped in two bags, duct-taped to my leg. But somehow the water still gets in. I even bought one of those airtight seal-bags specifically for this to put over it, but as my muscles have atrophied, the seal stopped longer sticking to my leg.

junkman6 | 22

#5710854 - Thursday 10 October 2013 9:52

The duct tape has to be on the skin for it to repel the water. Just FYI if you ever end up in a cast again.

By MrClean17 | 15

#5710082 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:14

You can't really blame the brother here. I thought everyone knew how to work their shower

Welshite | 39

#5710089 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:16

I don't. I spend fifteen minutes fiddling with the stupid knobs because I can't ever remember which way to turn to make it hotter.

Hehe. Fiddling with the knobs. ;)

RedPillSucks | 31

#5710104 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:24

The knob on the shower, right? ..., Right!?

bruins46 | 6

#5710152 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:43

13 you do know that you need to fiddle with the knob on the *shower* for it to work, right? Maybe that's why you've been having a hard time getting it to work.