FML : Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in...

FML - The follow-up

Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in a cast for 4 months, and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door. He knew. FML

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OP here. Just to clear something up: The shower head is new. It was put in two weeks before my leg ended up in a cast. So I hadn't bothered to fiddle with it before, thus why I didn't know that it had that option. And I've been whining about it for 4 months, and he just now decided to tell me. Ah, love my brother. And to someone who said to give him a break, I am. I just glared at him for 10 minutes before letting it go.

By Ixiion - / Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:26 / United States - Bay Shore

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By commonlogicz42 | 6

#5710075 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:12

Oh c'mon you don't gotta be a rocket scientist to operate your own shower.

By DocBastard | 38

#5710076 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:13

Of course he knew. He just didn't tell you because he didn't want you to know what ELSE he does with that shower head. It's best you don't ask.

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By commonlogicz42 | 6

#5710075 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:12

Oh c'mon you don't gotta be a rocket scientist to operate your own shower.

imyy | 20

#5710106 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:25

I don't think it's the brother's fault. Maybe he thought she knew but preferred to shower that way? And how did he know how she showered anyways?

caohm | 18

#5710108 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:25

"Its like a damn spaceship up in here! I don't know these controls!"

jw90 | 18

#5710224 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 11:43

You're right. You need a Doctorates.

_parth | 20

#5710661 - Thursday 10 October 2013 06:22

Woah, it takes a lot of skills to operate someone else's shower though...

By DocBastard | 38

#5710076 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:13

Of course he knew. He just didn't tell you because he didn't want you to know what ELSE he does with that shower head. It's best you don't ask.

Welshite | 39

#5710084 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:14

NOOOO! Bad Doc. Why must you put these images into my head?

RedPillSucks | 30

#5710100 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:22

Not asking is not enough. I'm trying desperately not to imagine.

perdix | 29

#5710101 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:23

#8, so you can put them into practice;)

imyy | 20

#5710115 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:28

I don't even want to know how a male would use a shower head in such a manner!

lilhellian | 26

#5710117 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:28

Y'all are acting like that's not normal! :O

mFUNdo21 | 17

#5710689 - Thursday 10 October 2013 06:45

#31, males have orifices for pleasure too...

JtPv | 14

#5710708 - Thursday 10 October 2013 07:12

I admit it... When I was younger I would take the shower head... And see how much water I could fit in my mouth. For the shits n giggles. Why? What were you thinking?

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5711793 - Friday 11 October 2013 05:16

I was thinking having the water shoot over your head. Take that however you want.

ElaborateScheme | 14

#6670547 - Saturday 13 August 2016 07:34

#2 Lol wtf can a guy do with a shower head??? As a straight male I honestly don't know and I don't want to try ass play either

By 19Hahaha11 | 25

#5710077 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:13

Time for sibling revenge !

Cleu | 12

#5710086 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:15

What kinda revenge pranks are we talking here? Numbing gel in his "hand lotion" or maybe the warm bowl of water?

Gho5tk3y | 17

#5710208 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 11:28

Itching powder in his boxers or hiding his video games, lots of ways to get even. Have fun

By sunnyray812 | 31

#5710079 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:13

You have a troll brother.

1dvs_bstd | 41

#5710105 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:24

He's more of a douche.

sunnyray812 | 31

#5710308 - Thursday 10 October 2013 12:32

Most siblings are mischievous toward one another.

perdix | 29

#5710330 - Thursday 10 October 2013 12:50

#25, did you know the French word for shower is "douche?" Are you a bilingual genius or just a lucky asshole?

1dvs_bstd | 41

#5710379 - Thursday 10 October 2013 01:34

A little from column A, a little from row B!

Zebediabolical | 36

#5711166 - Thursday 10 October 2013 04:44

How is it the brother's responsibility to teach OP how to use a shower? It's not that hard. We've got one of those as well and the day it was installed and usable, I played with the knobs so I could figure out temperature and pulse controls. Seriously. It's not that hard.

prinncess00 | 16

#5711366 - Thursday 10 October 2013 08:05

Or a cat

By singer0421 | 32

#5710080 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:13

Have you tried putting a plastic bag over it to stop the cast from getting wet?

beelee1988 | 13

#5710091 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:17

Common sense is lacking in the world today. So of course not. Lol.

Ixiion_fml | 13

#5710124 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:31

OP here. It's always wrapped in two bags, duct-taped to my leg. But somehow the water still gets in. I even bought one of those airtight seal-bags specifically for this to put over it, but as my muscles have atrophied, the seal stopped longer sticking to my leg.

junkman6 | 22

#5710854 - Thursday 10 October 2013 09:52

The duct tape has to be on the skin for it to repel the water. Just FYI if you ever end up in a cast again.

By MrClean17 | 15

#5710082 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:14

You can't really blame the brother here. I thought everyone knew how to work their shower

Welshite | 39

#5710089 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:16

I don't. I spend fifteen minutes fiddling with the stupid knobs because I can't ever remember which way to turn to make it hotter. Hehe. Fiddling with the knobs. ;)

RedPillSucks | 30

#5710104 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:24

The knob on the shower, right? ..., Right!?

bruins46 | 6

#5710152 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 10:43

13 you do know that you need to fiddle with the knob on the *shower* for it to work, right? Maybe that's why you've been having a hard time getting it to work.