Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
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Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt drunkenly confessed that she had once dated my dad in high school. Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke. I didn’t laugh. I just stared at her for 10 minutes, processing how our family tree had now become a circle. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
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goshpeople 4
You're all grown up!
Feklfekl2222 32
who would tell everyone you started your period? it's a private thing not something to have a party about
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Comments (222)
nixter5 18
stop PMS-ing and get off FML! oh the irony....
rpraza 6
Good job #7, youve grasped the fundamentals of why this is an fml
PurpleWaffles 2
I'm so sorry :( When I first started, my mom would yell (in public), "DID YOU REMEMBER TO WEAR A PAD TODAY HONEY?" and I would look at her like I didn't know her.
lalala2589 0
Sounds like my cousin. I hadn't seen her in years and when I saw her again the first thing she yells out "Oh my god, you have boobs now!" Ah, family reunions.
ripstikchik17 0
someone is going through changes... O.o
musicalmaggs 0
oh my...
muchagente 5
maybe... she was just hoping for great-grandchildren... and seeing you're not pregnant...
aardvarkish 17
Ummm... you might be a redneck...
hateevryone 15
your dad's an idiot
BradenLock 4
your father is IMMENSLY inappropriate.