Health: Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 13:31 - United States

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 15:00 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML

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By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:01

You're all grown up!

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:05

who would tell everyone you started your period? it's a private thing not something to have a party about

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TheBoss47_fml 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:55

that happend to me and im a guy

switchgurl20 17

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:08

Shes prob crying cos she foresees the birds and the bees talk and the protection talk. Ur not a child again and she lost her innocent baby...

Eiregal 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:08

ah! I"d be mortified!

ghettojoker 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:16

hmm grandma must be feeling old since now there is another lady in the family

maddehsaurr 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:53

how does your dad even know that ?!?

msmaddi 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:53

wow! at least she cares... but still... embarrasing much? lol

superpacker85 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:42

menstraul cycle? is that some new kind of fancy bike? haha jk, i bet op is just over reacting an trying to bitch her dad out...women..

WasabiAmerican 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:15

You're really being an ass hat right now. Men.....

deefan101 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:54

my mom did the same thing when I was younger and hot mine

jessamy_brit 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:03

I still haven't... I am glad of it! Dot be embarrassed, people who make fun are just jealous!(:

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:47

Congratulations, you now get to have a bf once a month.

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