Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML
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Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
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Illblowyourmind 3
Shit like this always happens in concerts, next time put your money in your bra and then you'd definitely feel if someone tried to steal it xD
xstolix 1
Damn it swiper I said no swiping. Sorry :)
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Comments (42)
pacino101 0
the irony in this FML shows that the op is the real naive idiot
silinawashere 0
hahahahahhahahaha. ydi!
mintcar 9
Is your friend completely dense? Why would she give her purse for a stranger to hold? I don't think it's naivety, I think she's just lacking common sense. Also, it's probably not the best idea to bring a purse with you while at a concert. I'm sorry your wallet got stolen though. The stranger probably overheard you and decided to steal your shit instead. XD I usually make sure that when I go to a concert, the only thing I carry with me is the ticket. Unless it's Warped tour, I just grab some cash and stick in a zipper pocket.
Schiffy 18
this must be a case of classic irony. FYL
TerrorDollie 0
Did they take your friend's purse?
Lolzords 11
That doesn't make you naïve, just makes you careless.
rararad 3
Why do people still put stuff in their back pocket?
wDeemish 0
What you said was actually true!!! That person she gave her bag too could've stolen it?!! she was just lucky -.- And about your wallet umm.. How? maybe because it was crowded <.< so you couldn't feel anybody stealing it or maybe it fell -.- FYL OP.
happy122 0
Haha
Pawned71 0
Irony