Love: Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting...

By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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Conkers 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:10

Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:13

How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O

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jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 23 September 2009 22:39

wow, that sucks girl :( idk how u heard i love u, but still it must be pretty awkward between u guys. i hope it works out

himynameisadam 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 22:41

YDI for taking out your hearing aid, if you don't have one, get one. NOW!

g00nie 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 22:43

oops.. That kind of sucks. Poor you

Redrosesandrain 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 22:49

some of the guys would say "I love juice"... the first time I heard it, the guy just mouthed it because we were in class... luckily I realized what he had really said before I made an idiot of myself.

riplikethat 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 22:53

Women + New Shoes = Love

Vaetrus 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 4:29

haha. You convinced me!

WOW_idc123 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 23:24

did u ever think that maybe he mumbled the words? and its hard to hear what a person says when they mumble so thats maybe why OP thought he said something else. he also could of said it really fast and low. lol u never know...i just saying

boricuabeauty4 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:02

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... that sucks!!

purplegiraffes 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:05

lmfao how many people do you think are sitting at their computer saying I need new shoes a bunch of different ways to see how it sounds haha

J_blu3 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:08

hahaha # 89 i know i was

ActionManly 11

Thursday 24 September 2009 13:20

I need new shoes.

RubixMonkey 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:17

So I had a similiar situation. Some guy went: f*ck you, you f*cking c*mswaping a*sf*cking s*hit lickin c*ockknocker, suck a f*cking d*ck out of my f*cking f*ggotcream filled f*cking f*ckhole, ill f*ck yer g*ddamn a*s back to the f*ckin past and f*ck yer scissorfightin looseasagoose aidsbag of a retard b*tch mother up her f*cking rotbox of a s*itshoot with a f*cking lepars severed f*cking stump that way yer g*ddamn f*ckin abortion that lived a*s will never f*ckin be.. so f*ck you, you f*ckin f*cker.. I thought it meant I love you too. I understand. LOL