Love: Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting...

By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:10

Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:13

How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O

Comments

imtrogdor 0

Friday 14 May 2010 5:34

eww yuk

weavermycutecat 0

Friday 21 May 2010 5:04

oh steve,ive been waiting so long for you to say that! steve: uhm wut? i said i wanted new shoes.... rosy: that was what i meant! HAHAHA!!!

My2864 1

Tuesday 8 June 2010 3:20

how dis you misunderstood that sentence seriously?

FateBurns 6

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:35

haha that's really funny!! :)

customparachute 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:02

haha i woulda been like umm thanks i love you to... now im gunna go buy some shoes...

JABabY 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 4:57

lmaooooo...how could u ever mistake the 2??

EZYayo 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:08

Wowwww, funny shit.

morgo157 0

Friday 31 December 2010 0:30

i need new shoes sounds nothing like I love you!

Kypopz 9

Sunday 6 February 2011 11:52

You, mercyFML, are one of my idols.

sannamm 5

Friday 1 April 2011 14:41

I'm still trying to understand how it is even remotely possible to mistake "I need new shoes" for "I love you". but FYL indeed. hope it isn't too awkward between you too ;)