Work: Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to...

By kareltje - 14/09/2011 18:50 - Netherlands

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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kareltje 17

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:53

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kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:07

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:04

What? Commenting on a comment is against the rules?

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monkeys1315 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:06

I'm surprised the phone call woke you up.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:20

So hang up

kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:21

I did. That didn't prevent me from waking up, though.

Neonnight 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:23

They suck

darknova131 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:25

Lol :P

eeppiicc 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:31

Op is that your cat in your picture?

tri1sometime22 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:32

Ouch...

icantellu 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:45

OMG! I realized that too! how cool is that!?! OP commented!

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:46

The reason I have no FML's is that I like my life, and I take shitty experiences I've had as life lessons, not as an opportunity to self pity myself.

missbadluk 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:53

Hint...phones DO have silent options. (landline and Cel) Derrrr. Ydi..

Mxpxdude189 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:56

that's why i: 1) don't answer the home phone 2) turn off my cell when sleeping

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