Work: Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to... - FML

By kareltje - 14/09/2011 18:50 - Netherlands

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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kareltje 17

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:53

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:07

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:04

What? Commenting on a comment is against the rules?

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abb31897 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:59

That's why you get caller ID....

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:05

That's why I never keep my phone on sound when I'm sleeping

tellithowitis 13

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:07

When a telemarketer calls me, I put down the phone without hanging up. Then at the end of there 15 min speech I pick up the phone and go "What can you repeat

afulks78 11

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:15

Wow ! There so rude and annoying -_-

illmatic2 16

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:22

Dude, just because you submit an FML doesn't mean that you hate your life. And it doesn't mean that you're looking for pity. If anything it shows that you're willing to laugh at your situation.

Mysanitywins 10

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:31

Doin' it wrong.

Neukmijnleven 9

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:32

#32: Hahaha

arsenalmnhs 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:40

97 just stop talking cuz I think your missing the point of this website.

arsenalmnhs 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:43

105-Well said

arsenalmnhs 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:45

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