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kareltje Netherlands

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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Do not call list ftw. You deserved this.

That doesn't always stop them.

There will be a special place in hell for owners of telemarketing companies

Why'd you even answer the phone?

If you're in the United States they technically aren't supposed to call you before 8.

New phones have a diligence feature between set hours that will only let emergency calls come through.

take the damn phone off the hook while you slept.

Jennipher Stillwell 11

Like most said, turn your ringer off. It is possible to shut both ringer and vibration off while sleeping. If you can't, your problem and can't complain.