Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
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Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, while on a beach with my boyfriend, with whom I've been with for three years, I went on his phone to find a restaurant I'd sent him on Instagram. Instead, I found countless messages to other women, trying to slide into their DMs. Needless to say, everyone on that beach got a free show. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you two were sexually active, get tested immediately. Better to be safe than sorry when dealing with an asshole that's willing to cheat.
baristalbc 18
Sorry to hear that. But it sounds like you’re better off knowing your boyfriend is a dumbass. Not just for cheating on you, but for subscribing to Ashley Madison (specifically). It’s been revealed widely and publicly and without any dispute that the vast (VAST) majority of the female accounts on that site are either bots or employees faking a persona. It’s a huge scam, and he fell for it...willingly. This is from THREE YEARS AGO... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashley-madison-women-accounts-were-fake-report-says/
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aljonking 11
Create accounts on all of them and find him on them then watch him squirm
maroongrad 13
Hope you took some screenshots of it, even pix on your phone. Sometimes public humiliation isn't out of order and that needs to be aired out for everyone to see. Also...may I suggest you get every damn medical test you can to make sure you are clear of all STDs. Send him the bill for the cost of all of them, plus the time you missed from work, and any gas money. He lied, he put you at risk, and while it won't fix your heart, you can protect your health and make HIM fork out the cash...HE caused the problem. Hope all comes back clean :( And super glad it was boyfriend and not fiance!!!!!
Tracy Donaldson 3
Is his Name David? If so hit me up I know more