cauteriseme
United Kingdom
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Dover, United States
Inconvenienced
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
MarchingNightmare
Hendersonville, United States
Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML
Trent
United States
Deviated septum blues
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Bleach dat Blood
Panic!
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
someone something
Acton, United States
Life is just great
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
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Primus_fml 0
"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"
kweenbitch 0
lay off the blow for a bit.
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squirell_AIDS69 0
That's okay OP, I was sitting in a car with my friends trying to find the party we were looking for.
FyouMissDaisy 0
cocaine is one hell of a drug...
EPICxFAIL23 0
I'm Rick James bitch...........
jordanjr 0
hey how r u
perdix 31
Reminds me of that old U2 medley, "New Year's Day, Bloody, New Year's Day."
irockfendergirl 0
17- Do you mean Sunday Bloody Sunday? ;)
Cass3m0 0
I see what you did there. I commend you.
perdix 31
No, 19, that's just one song. . . I'm talking about the medley. I was an import EP, an extended disco remix that was also acoustic and featured bagpipes and clog dancers. It was a mess, but die-hard U2 fans just had to have it.
phisshy 0
The same thing happened to my cousin last year. Except she was peeing. In a ghetto casino.
sweet_candy_ 17
ugh nosebleeds suck fyl.
random_acc_name 5
If you care about it, why be in the bathroom? It's fully possible to drink and party while having a nosebleed. Might not be the smartest thing ever, but it's possible. Just hold a napkin to your nose, press the bleeding nostril shut with a finger or two and ignore it. After a little time (no more than 20 minutes) it will pass. So, YDI.
random_acc_name 5
Yep. I have a freaky nose which randomly decides it wants to bleed every now and then. And I've done all kinds of things while having a nosebleed. The one I've yet to manage is taking a shower, because I don't really have a napkin with me when I take a shower. Almost anything that doesn't need constant use of both hands can be done with a bleeding nose.
sweet_candy_ 17
I can't do any of that when I get a nosebleed.So it depends on the person.
rattusrattus 19
I regularly have nosebleeds that last 40mins. And there is so much blood. I cannot do anything but sit down in a room with linoneum floor and clamp a tissue to my nostrils and a bag of frozen peas to my bridge. I don't go to the hospital when this happens, even though you're meant to. Too much hassle. I have had one of these nosebleeds on NYE as a kid. At midnight. Got blood on my copy of Dracula.
zZsleeperrZz 0
hopefully this doesn't foreshadow your 2011 :)
Zeehond 0
Your'e going bleeding 2011 in! That sucks so dude....
SirSantpoort 0
Gast, leer Engels.. OP you deserve it.. And go slower on the snow.. ;)
Primus_fml 0
"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"