cauteriseme
United Kingdom
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Dover, United States
Inconvenienced
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
MarchingNightmare
Hendersonville, United States
Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML
Trent
United States
Deviated septum blues
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Bleach dat Blood
Panic!
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
someone something
Acton, United States
Life is just great
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
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Primus_fml 0
"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"
kweenbitch 0
lay off the blow for a bit.
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thegoodlife101 0
daaamn cokeheads stealin my thunder
thegoodlife101 0
oh commmon shove a tampon in it! happy new years
Evii_fml 5
Hahah nice one!
ThatLooksSticky 16
Is that a wacky British euphemism for sex?
Person1233 13
No, or else this would be on My Life is Bro.
Dark_Charizard 0
Dude. WTF?
youngclench 0
Aha! So did my buddy at my party
bigjohnson101 0
aww
samantha_142 0
you should have taken a tissue and held it on your nose to watch the ball drop.
Buddy360 0
Did you get into a bar fight?
taniaaaaa 0
That sucks :( But.. Happy New Year (:
rooisRAD 4
Forgot it was the New Year. I was playing Minecraft.
DiNoBeAr 0
once you start playing Minecraft, time creases to exsist
azshadilia 0
As the clock struck midnight here I was laying on my friends bathroom floor with a migraine!