Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
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natsaysheyyy 16
The Cookie Monster smiles down on you.
KissMyButtocks 6
Well which character?
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Comments (58)
bach2121 13
Which character!? Could be taken as a compliment if u know which character she was referring to!
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
Simple, then quit wearing the Sesame Street hats. Lol
doglover100 29
Depends on the character.
bigtime_rocker 11
That's hot... ...bazinga
kobelstone23 13
I'd be kinda turned on, just sayin.
MeleeManMarguu 4
i would of said in response 'thats ironic, because youre the muppet, with the bill'
Tehluna4 1
should have eaten the bitch's cookie