FML : Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me....

Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 July 2017 00:30 / Italy - Verona

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By BatmanUnderwear | 15

#7491983 - Saturday 15 July 2017 1:41

Wasp are you talking about?

By Mary Auman | 9

#7491985 - Saturday 15 July 2017 1:42

cats are dicks

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7491953 - Saturday 15 July 2017 0:53

*Cue the theme from Psycho!*

By BatmanUnderwear | 15

#7491983 - Saturday 15 July 2017 1:41

Wasp are you talking about?

By Mary Auman | 9

#7491985 - Saturday 15 July 2017 1:42

cats are dicks

ladybadone | 9

#7492399 - Saturday 15 July 2017 8:34

so are you asshat

By RichardPencil | 27

#7491993 - Saturday 15 July 2017 1:49

Don’t bee a pussy!

OnlyNeko | 13

#7492008 - Saturday 15 July 2017 2:04

Them being a 'Pussy' may NOT be the iSSUE, but the FACT of them possibly being ALLERGiC to the Bee that is!!!!!

ohsnapword | 21

#7492088 - Saturday 15 July 2017 3:40

DUDE, it has a KNIFE built into its ASS. It has an ASS-KNIFE. Tell me you wouldn't be afraid of a creature with an ass-knife.

D-MacOPsquad | 15

#7492269 - Saturday 15 July 2017 6:31

i like how she totally didnt realize it was a pun lol always double check so you dont look dumb xD

By D-MacOPsquad | 15

#7492259 - Saturday 15 July 2017 6:24

The car was like "don't worry I save you!"

By uneven_lu | 3

#7492273 - Saturday 15 July 2017 6:36

good luck

By lunalane | 16

#7492357 - Saturday 15 July 2017 7:57

By ladybadone | 9

#7492396 - Saturday 15 July 2017 8:33

oh geez that sucks. is your cat OK?

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7492560 - Saturday 15 July 2017 11:42

Bumble bees are very tame, nothing you should worry about. Move your hand and it'll fly away. Take it as a compliment, your hands must smell like sweet nectar.

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