Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML
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BatmanUnderwear
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Wasp are you talking about?
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Mary Auman
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cats are dicks
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Glowworm56
| 25
*Cue the theme from Psycho!*
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BatmanUnderwear
| 15
Wasp are you talking about?
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Mary Auman
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cats are dicks
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ladybadone
| 9
so are you asshat
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RichardPencil
| 29
Don’t bee a pussy!
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OnlyNeko
| 13
Them being a 'Pussy' may NOT be the iSSUE, but the FACT of them possibly being ALLERGiC to the Bee that is!!!!!
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ohsnapword
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DUDE, it has a KNIFE built into its ASS. It has an ASS-KNIFE. Tell me you wouldn't be afraid of a creature with an ass-knife.
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D-MacOPsquad
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i like how she totally didnt realize it was a pun lol always double check so you dont look dumb xD
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D-MacOPsquad
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The car was like "don't worry I save you!"
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uneven_lu
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good luck
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lunalane
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Y
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ladybadone
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oh geez that sucks. is your cat OK?
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Lobby_Bee
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Bumble bees are very tame, nothing you should worry about. Move your hand and it'll fly away. Take it as a compliment, your hands must smell like sweet nectar.