Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends,...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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By hiker - 29/03/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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By squirts - 27/11/2013 04:42

Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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Moota 9

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:19

Cool dad.

jonnyblackless 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:19

UR DADS THE BEST XD

Comments

bellababe69 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 5:59

I love your dad my dad barely tries to embarrass me... Ever

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:28

Your dad is AWESOME

Amilli97 9

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:08

Sounds like something my dad would do... Lol

LilAngel606 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:52

your dad is beast! but that's still kinda sad I had rumors about me not that fun

blackxxjesusxx 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:34

Your dads awesome lol I with my dad was around :/

lisaw375 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 21:25

that's a cool dad!! you are lucky!!

ClussmyLilFreak 9

Monday 3 October 2011 0:44

Too much of a sexual joke for a dad to do to his daughter. ^^;

Laxplayer1515 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 6:38

Your dad is ****** awesome

schoolbumz 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 14:38

Ahahahahahaha ^_^ lucky you!

ramitora22 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:13

My dad was picking me up after a wedding for a nice christian couple and he yelled, "HEY PRETTY, NEED A RIDE?" There were 15 people in the parking lot at the time.