Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML
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Stinkipinkki 12
Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)
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barcjean 9
The horror! D:
Pleonasm 35
Those stairs really screwed you over OP.
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Comments (130)
perdix 29
You coulda gone back upstairs, you voyeuristic perv! I'm sure the couch springs were getting enough of a workout that they wouldn't have heard the stairs creaking.
epiphone123 12
HAHA !
ty7in_topic 31
If only that memory erase thing from Men in Black was real.
thewife5 19
So... That's what parents do... Someday that will be you
EmmaMK 35
I'm sure you will be able to block it out in 10-20 years. Just the thought make me want to scrub myself clean
Yellow_Fish79 11
Wow... lol, imo that was really inconsiderate of them. Not only would I be weirded out I would be offended and kinda pissed off.
kogeld 9
Ohhh grows, that should have been disgusting to watch...
lonelyshadowkid 8
Grows? Or gross? (Not trolling but it is 2am :p im half-dead)
worldclassrager 39
Close your eyes and try to remove the picture...then maybe a step with a creak might change something but I don't believe so...you could Always invest in some pop tarts and keep those in your room as a back up if you are not sure...
LilMsDulce 17
What?
ladybuglet 22
Quit being a bitch and go back upstairs.
perdix 29
While you're there, you should just think of Scrambled Eggs and Sausage. At least, that's what your parents are having for breakfast ;)