Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML
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Stinkipinkki 12
Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)
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barcjean 9
The horror! D:
Pleonasm 35
Those stairs really screwed you over OP.
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Comments (130)
TKay916 15
At least they still love each other.
CBT214 3
Why didn't you join in? You know you been rubbing it out to your mom for years. There was your chance.
PandaKitteh 20
Uhh, what the ****
jayfish18 17
years of therapy is what your going to need
sleepyglowstar 32
eww you should have gone back upstairs. Christ why wouldn't you. the stairs might creak? good. that woukcal have reminded them someone else was in the house. you deserved it!
Obey_StudBoii 23
There's really no reason to be rude. You must not live in an old house so therefore you wouldn't know. Sometimes it depends on if you're wearing shoes that'll make.it squeak or a certain spot
DWynter 11
I don't think they'd notice a squeak noise at that time. But they shouldn't have been doing that there. Ick.
Imaginationn 6
Yeah I wouldnt sit on the couch anymore. They've probably done it there numerous times.
Kenjikai 5
I feel bad for you OP and wish you a quick recovery from rehab
Siant 4
I feel bad for your eyes
deserved_nope 1
So I made an account to ask: how could they possibly have deserved this? Haha it sucks this happened
ohSNAPyall 26
Next time go back upstairs. So what if they hear it creak? Maybe that will teach them not to **** in places where their kids can walk in on them.