By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin

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Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML
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Stinkipinkki tells us more.

Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)

Comments

should have taped it and put is on pornhub.

Why didn't you just go back upstairs?If they heard you they might be prompted to take it elsewhere. It's an awkward situation, but you really didn't do anything wrong so I would rather leave then have them catch you just standing there trying to be inconspicuous!

I want to cry for you, if only you had the men in black memory eraser

New policy. .. carry a bullhorn with you when you move around house announcing where you are and where you are what direction you are headed. just a random suggestion from a stranger.. ooo

I'm glad I've never seen my folks at it. I've heard them and that was bad enough.

graceinsheepwear 33

Next time blow and airhorn and announce you're coming downstairs