Transportation: Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 16:17

You totally deserve it.

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:17

Geese some people can't take a joke

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DrewsFML 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:48

That's because his tag was out, the FML you saw stands for Fat Man's Large.

insanez58 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:57

dont tell a man in an FML shirt he deserves it cuz hell FYL in the nose cuz YDI

ghettojoker 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:59

thats what you get by talking to strangers

moggatron 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:06

ha. Jokes on you.

that_one_guy14 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:08

Haha that's f*cking hilarious ydi

crackdown38 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:09

Now u totally deserve it lol

Tasniaaax3 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:11

I agree, your life sucks

perdix 29

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:11

When he punched you, did he say, "Comments deactivated?"

awkward_turtles 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:24

More like, "Comment moderated."

GabbyCharityM 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:02

Or "Anti-flood protection"?

Jexzas 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:30

You do still comment, it's a miracle!

Brattyninja 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:11

3, That's what he said. Lol

Xquisite1 28

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:12

Sorry OP but this one is way too funny.LMAO

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