Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
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AC98 19
How the hell does that even happen?
InfiniteSunshine 32
Well that'll be an interesting story to explain. Don't worry OP, stuff like this happens. I went to school with a girl, and she dislocated her shoulder parallel parking, during her driving test of all times, just turned in the wrong way and injured it. Unfortunate, but kind of a funny and odd way for it to happen.
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Comments (17)
naj8919 1
<p>You had a Dapper face then?</p>
JPlays 3
Your name made me pull a muscle too
Bearsmomma 30
Ouch. My dad cracked 2 ribs in a sneezing fit
iswearimhuman 12
Honestly, that's impressive. Hope you get better though.
iswearimhuman 12
Honestly, that's impressive. Hope you get better though.