By Badaboom - 23/05/2011 10:54 - Netherlands

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Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML
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kportal69 5

that sucks. I've broken a bed. you just have to laugh and keep going which I'm sure was your intent but clearly not hers. keep up with that ****.

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Miss_Michaela 10

Next time you go out on the pull: "Hey there, little lady. I've been known to break a few beds".

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kportal69 5

that sucks. I've broken a bed. you just have to laugh and keep going which I'm sure was your intent but clearly not hers. keep up with that ****.

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juicedboi 7

I genuinely feel bad for you. Better luck next time. I am sure you will be re-enforcing your bed with industrial steel girders now.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

was your playful wrestling move a choke slam thru the bed by any chance?

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dcam13 19

sorry bro that blows, ahah even though she didn't..

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seanders 10

Yeah you need a sturdy bed to pull off Macho Man's elbow drop from the ceiling fan.

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jmtmxer 0

use the floor next time!

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GotYourDoom 0

Coming from the person with their pic as a planet, that doesn't surprise me.

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stef108 3

should've just laughed it off and kept going ;)

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lexi365 20

#89, that's just mean haha

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humorizer 14

I know what a "planet as their pic" means... but a "pic as their planet"? I'm imagining a large painting floating about in the voids of space, orbiting the sun Lunaris. Also, that's definitely the moon and some sort of aurora.

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Blazingcrono 6

Reread it #103. "Their pic as a planet", not "their pic as their planet."

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Eggers 2

76- that's cause your 16

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jonlocke7 0

just keep it going. rekindle the mood.

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whiteboy7thst 2

You could not re-light that fire with a blowtorch.

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fabrizio_fml 0

well it sounds like the bed was pretty dry, it prolly would be good kindling.

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coolkid_matt 11

13 - Are you whiteboy7thst from youtube? :D

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

laugh it off & keep it going !!!

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Bizenghastly 0

nonconsentual? that's called rape hon ^_^

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha please tell me how that would be rape, she is obviously interested in op & I don't think just cause the bed collapsed that it should ruin the mood, maybe make it a bit more challenging but that's the fun of it!

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jordangregs 3

i would break my bed with you ;)

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Bizenghastly 0

wow 87 way to be Internet perv-status ^_^ & 80 I completely agree w. you, a broken bed shouldn't be a cockblocker however ops date obviously thought so. tht being said, if op continued as you suggested it would be w/o her consent (definition of nonconsensual) which would indeed make it rape ^_^ mmkks?

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Igor_g5 0

I agree with Courtnie. Didn't stop me and my GF.

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rebelvamp420 14

hey courtnie how do I get ahold of you?? and yes FML I don't know you, but man would I love to ;)

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thatguy326 0

Courtnie, I love u Say it shouldn't ruin the mood just make things more kntredting and more of a challenge ..... Marry me?

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alpaquette91 9

did you call her fat because that usually ruins the mood...

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alaskasfml 0

maybe in a round about way. "well thats never happened before! -looks at her with judging eyes-" she wasn't supposed to catch on!

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Miss_Michaela 10

Next time you go out on the pull: "Hey there, little lady. I've been known to break a few beds".

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JackXsss 8

if a girl would say that to me i would be the happiest man in the world

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Bizenghastly 0

#9-I'm in love w your picture ^_^ pure brilliance

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jmtmxer 0

26- if a girl said that to you I'm pretty sure she's callin you a girl .... not sure why that would make you happy , unless........

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sixfoot2 0

lmao!! that's kinda funny but you gotta be able laugh it off like the previous have said and keep the fire alive.

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Calyx_fml 21

It wasn't the beds fault. You could have laughed it off and had hot sex on the broken bed. YDI.

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CateXOX 0

It was probably his partner's choice to quit.

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GDIalex 11

If he managed to get to the bed with her, I believe there was no troubles with continuing for a partner. I mean, after some interlude again... Well, I think that OP just failed to get her back to the right mood.

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StormGirl142 24

The bed, the floor, a couch, the shower-anywhere really.

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zowieandzander77 1

OP perhaps you are having a dry spell because you say douch bag things like " things heated up nicely in the bedroom"....

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guckylynn 19

How is that a douche bag thing? I thought it was putting it eloquently.

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jadee000 0

I love the way this was worded

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GDIalex 11

The same thing I was thinking! Very inordinary FML, by the way. And yes, it made me imagine everything in bright colors, so that I really felt his disappointment.

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