that sucks. I've broken a bed. you just have to laugh and keep going which I'm sure was your intent but clearly not hers. keep up with that porn.

I genuinely feel bad for you. Better luck next time. I am sure you will be re-enforcing your bed with industrial steel girders now.

was your playful wrestling move a choke slam thru the bed by any chance?

Cock blocked by broken legs 

sorry bro that blows, ahah even though she didn't..

Yeah you need a sturdy bed to pull off Macho Man's elbow drop from the ceiling fan.

use the floor next time!

I'm on a 16 year dry-spell...

Coming from the person with their pic as a planet, that doesn't surprise me.

should've just laughed it off and kept going ;)

#89, that's just mean haha

I know what a "planet as their pic" means... but a "pic as their planet"?

I'm imagining a large painting floating about in the voids of space, orbiting the sun Lunaris.

Also, that's definitely the moon and some sort of aurora.

104: I'm guessing he's 16 years old.

#!03, I applaud you.

Reread it #103. "Their pic as a planet", not "their pic as their planet."

fail 117

76- that's cause your 16

just keep it going. rekindle the mood.

You could not re-light that fire with a blowtorch.

well it sounds like the bed was pretty dry, it prolly would be good kindling.

13 - Are you whiteboy7thst from youtube? :D

and the beat goes on.... :P

I bet it wasn't so "dry" after she left...

Umm... No

laugh it off & keep it going !!!

nonconsentual? that's called rape hon ^_^

haha please tell me how that would be rape, she is obviously interested in op & I don't think just cause the bed collapsed that it should ruin the mood, maybe make it a bit more challenging but that's the fun of it!

i would break my bed with you ;)

wow 87 way to be Internet perv-status ^_^ & 80 I completely agree w. you, a broken bed shouldn't be a cockblocker however ops date obviously thought so. tht being said, if op continued as you suggested it would be w/o her consent (definition of nonconsensual) which would indeed make it rape ^_^ mmkks?

I agree with Courtnie. Didn't stop me and my GF.

hey courtnie how do I get ahold of you?? and yes FML I don't know you, but man would I love to ;)

Courtnie, I love u Say it shouldn't ruin the mood just make things more kntredting and more of a challenge ..... Marry me?

did you call her fat because that usually ruins the mood...

maybe in a round about way. "well thats never happened before! -looks at her with judging eyes-" she wasn't supposed to catch on!

Next time you go out on the pull:

"Hey there, little lady. I've been known to break a few beds".

nice profile pic lol

if a girl would say that to me i would be the happiest man in the world

#9-I'm in love w your picture ^_^ pure brilliance

26- if a girl said that to you I'm pretty sure she's callin you a girl .... not sure why that would make you happy , unless........

lmao!! that's kinda funny but you gotta be able laugh it off like the previous have said and keep the fire alive.

It wasn't the beds fault. You could have laughed it off and had hot sex on the broken bed. YDI.

It was probably his partner's choice to quit.

If he managed to get to the bed with her, I believe there was no troubles with continuing for a partner. I mean, after some interlude again... Well, I think that OP just failed to get her back to the right mood.

The bed, the floor, a couch, the shower-anywhere really.

79- I like the way you think lol

OP perhaps you are having a dry spell because you say douch bag things like " things heated up nicely in the bedroom"....

How is that a douche bag thing? I thought it was putting it eloquently.

I love the way this was worded

The same thing I was thinking! Very inordinary FML, by the way.
And yes, it made me imagine everything in bright colors, so that I really felt his disappointment.