I genuinely feel bad for you. Better luck next time. I am sure you will be re-enforcing your bed with industrial steel girders now.

was your playful wrestling move a choke slam thru the bed by any chance?

Cock blocked by broken legs 

sorry bro that blows, ahah even though she didn't..

Yeah you need a sturdy bed to pull off Macho Man's elbow drop from the ceiling fan.

use the floor next time!

I'm on a 16 year dry-spell...

Coming from the person with their pic as a planet, that doesn't surprise me.

should've just laughed it off and kept going ;)

#89, that's just mean haha

I know what a "planet as their pic" means... but a "pic as their planet"? I'm imagining a large painting floating about in the voids of space, orbiting the sun Lunaris. Also, that's definitely the moon and some sort of aurora.

104: I'm guessing he's 16 years old.

#!03, I applaud you.

Reread it #103. "Their pic as a planet", not "their pic as their planet."

fail 117

76- that's cause your 16

You could not re-light that fire with a blowtorch.

well it sounds like the bed was pretty dry, it prolly would be good kindling.

13 - Are you whiteboy7thst from youtube? :D

and the beat goes on.... :P

Umm... No

nonconsentual? that's called rape hon ^_^

haha please tell me how that would be rape, she is obviously interested in op & I don't think just cause the bed collapsed that it should ruin the mood, maybe make it a bit more challenging but that's the fun of it!

i would break my bed with you ;)

wow 87 way to be Internet perv-status ^_^ & 80 I completely agree w. you, a broken bed shouldn't be a cockblocker however ops date obviously thought so. tht being said, if op continued as you suggested it would be w/o her consent (definition of nonconsensual) which would indeed make it rape ^_^ mmkks?

I agree with Courtnie. Didn't stop me and my GF.

hey courtnie how do I get ahold of you?? and yes FML I don't know you, but man would I love to ;)

Courtnie, I love u Say it shouldn't ruin the mood just make things more kntredting and more of a challenge ..... Marry me?

maybe in a round about way. "well thats never happened before! -looks at her with judging eyes-" she wasn't supposed to catch on!

nice profile pic lol

if a girl would say that to me i would be the happiest man in the world

#9-I'm in love w your picture ^_^ pure brilliance

26- if a girl said that to you I'm pretty sure she's callin you a girl .... not sure why that would make you happy , unless........

It was probably his partner's choice to quit.

If he managed to get to the bed with her, I believe there was no troubles with continuing for a partner. I mean, after some interlude again... Well, I think that OP just failed to get her back to the right mood.

The bed, the floor, a couch, the shower-anywhere really.

79- I like the way you think lol

How is that a douche bag thing? I thought it was putting it eloquently.

The same thing I was thinking! Very inordinary FML, by the way. And yes, it made me imagine everything in bright colors, so that I really felt his disappointment.