Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML
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kportal69
| 5
that sucks. I've broken a bed. you just have to laugh and keep going which I'm sure was your intent but clearly not hers. keep up with that porn.
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juicedboi
| 7
I genuinely feel bad for you. Better luck next time. I am sure you will be re-enforcing your bed with industrial steel girders now.
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
was your playful wrestling move a choke slam thru the bed by any chance?
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Cock blocked by broken legs
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dcam13
| 19
sorry bro that blows, ahah even though she didn't..
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seanders
| 10
Yeah you need a sturdy bed to pull off Macho Man's elbow drop from the ceiling fan.
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jmtmxer
| 0
use the floor next time!
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Lucidium
| 0
I'm on a 16 year dry-spell...
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GotYourDoom
| 0
Coming from the person with their pic as a planet, that doesn't surprise me.
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stef108
| 3
should've just laughed it off and kept going ;)
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lexi365
| 20
#89, that's just mean haha
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humorizer
| 14
I know what a "planet as their pic" means... but a "pic as their planet"?
I'm imagining a large painting floating about in the voids of space, orbiting the sun Lunaris.
Also, that's definitely the moon and some sort of aurora.
I'm imagining a large painting floating about in the voids of space, orbiting the sun Lunaris.
Also, that's definitely the moon and some sort of aurora.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
104: I'm guessing he's 16 years old.
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GigglePony
| 13
#!03, I applaud you.
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Blazingcrono
| 6
Reread it #103. "Their pic as a planet", not "their pic as their planet."
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cldean24
| 0
fail 117
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Eggers
| 2
76- that's cause your 16
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jonlocke7
| 0
just keep it going. rekindle the mood.
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
You could not re-light that fire with a blowtorch.
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fabrizio_fml
| 0
well it sounds like the bed was pretty dry, it prolly would be good kindling.
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coolkid_matt
| 11
13 - Are you whiteboy7thst from youtube? :D
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velocicrapter
| 1
and the beat goes on.... :P
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kingtz
| 6
I bet it wasn't so "dry" after she left...
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Brohemoth
| 0
Umm... No
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xoCOURTNIEox
| 0
laugh it off & keep it going !!!
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Bizenghastly
| 0
nonconsentual? that's called rape hon ^_^
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xoCOURTNIEox
| 0
haha please tell me how that would be rape, she is obviously interested in op & I don't think just cause the bed collapsed that it should ruin the mood, maybe make it a bit more challenging but that's the fun of it!
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jordangregs
| 3
i would break my bed with you ;)
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Bizenghastly
| 0
wow 87 way to be Internet perv-status ^_^ & 80 I completely agree w. you, a broken bed shouldn't be a cockblocker however ops date obviously thought so. tht being said, if op continued as you suggested it would be w/o her consent (definition of nonconsensual) which would indeed make it rape ^_^ mmkks?
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Igor_g5
| 0
I agree with Courtnie. Didn't stop me and my GF.
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rebelvamp420
| 14
hey courtnie how do I get ahold of you?? and yes FML I don't know you, but man would I love to ;)
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thatguy326
| 0
Courtnie, I love u Say it shouldn't ruin the mood just make things more kntredting and more of a challenge ..... Marry me?
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alpaquette91
| 9
did you call her fat because that usually ruins the mood...
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alaskasfml
| 0
maybe in a round about way. "well thats never happened before! -looks at her with judging eyes-" she wasn't supposed to catch on!
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
Next time you go out on the pull:
"Hey there, little lady. I've been known to break a few beds".
"Hey there, little lady. I've been known to break a few beds".
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5chadenfreude
| 6
nice profile pic lol
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JackXsss
| 8
if a girl would say that to me i would be the happiest man in the world
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Bizenghastly
| 0
#9-I'm in love w your picture ^_^ pure brilliance
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jmtmxer
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26- if a girl said that to you I'm pretty sure she's callin you a girl .... not sure why that would make you happy , unless........
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sixfoot2
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lmao!! that's kinda funny but you gotta be able laugh it off like the previous have said and keep the fire alive.
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Calyx_fml
| 21
It wasn't the beds fault. You could have laughed it off and had hot sex on the broken bed. YDI.
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CateXOX
| 0
It was probably his partner's choice to quit.
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GDIalex
| 11
If he managed to get to the bed with her, I believe there was no troubles with continuing for a partner. I mean, after some interlude again... Well, I think that OP just failed to get her back to the right mood.
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StormGirl142
| 24
The bed, the floor, a couch, the shower-anywhere really.
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LordGoober
| 13
79- I like the way you think lol
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zowieandzander77
| 1
OP perhaps you are having a dry spell because you say douch bag things like " things heated up nicely in the bedroom"....
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guckylynn
| 19
How is that a douche bag thing? I thought it was putting it eloquently.
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jadee000
| 0
I love the way this was worded
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GDIalex
| 11
The same thing I was thinking! Very inordinary FML, by the way.
And yes, it made me imagine everything in bright colors, so that I really felt his disappointment.
And yes, it made me imagine everything in bright colors, so that I really felt his disappointment.
"Hey there, little lady. I've been known to break a few beds".