Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
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cavalos94 0
everyone is having blizzard fmls:o
perdix 31
You should have called ahead to see if your work was open before you left. YDI about being such a n00b about blizzards.
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Comments (70)
zach5432 3
imagine what it's like for me. I live in Canada
adammicdaddy 4
lol
nicole4rmmi 0
I live in northern Michigan so I feel ur pain. we were lucky not to have been hit by this one.
duckhunter009 0
how cold does it in Michigan where I live its minus 38
Rowdy0ne 0
damn...epic failure
underguarded 20
Your boss fails at being a boss.
kiran_fml 5
no snow for me :) it's sunny and breezy in Cali
krazy_glu3 0
that's the ONLY reason I'm happy I'm here in Cali and i'm not back in my hometown in TX. they have ice and snow. other than missing the freezing weather.... I wish I could leave Cali.
ilyjb4eva 0
not in ny.
flupsht 19
learn how to drive a damn car. Its really not that hard.
sirdolittle 0
Two months vacation ???
sirdolittle 0
Well, that wasn't suppose to end here ... Can someone, please, delete those two comments ? Because it became really pointless !
pinkcowgirl1 0
Why wouldn't you call 1st??? I know I did & I also live in Michigan. Ydi
readin_duh 0
i'm from Michigan and the roads are horrible because of drifts. fyl
ysoseriousbmx 0
you should have called your job first? smartass