Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my wife, so I walked into our room naked, but then whacked myself in the nuts with the door handle as I attempted to close it. She can't stop laughing, and I can't sit down. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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Top comments
ScratchCatPower 32
FMLs that state that someone else "thought it would be funny" to do something to OP tend to automatically be an FYL.
bdub42 8
Seeing as you were meeting her parents, I don't really understand her logic behind that? I would assume she would want them to like you? Either way, I'm sure they will forget about it, sorry though OP!
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Comments (65)
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Just tell em u were very excited to finally meet them
peckerbeak22 14
Lmao this is a good one. If they had a sense of humour, I can imagine this being a laughable memory down the road!
dontknow1 19
Don't worry op, what your girl thinks about you is what matters.
kowsee 22
Hilarious.
samner 9
That wasn't such a great thing to do. It'll be okay though.
Zmanryan3 9
There nothing like a good hand job before meeting the parents.
SavageSmith 9
You're lucky. Those kinds of girls are the best kinds
Al_Quadea17 12
she has a sense of humour. shes a keeper
Ashpole 13
My gf has done the exact same thing. But luckily for me only in front of friends plus I can always hide it in time. Sorry about that OP, FYL
RedCronos 17
she has to take responsibility for it
veenarm 8
yeah no good wood should go wasted.
SomeRandomUser 19
Fun for the whole family.