Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)
NevermoreRoses 20
I'll shake her bus. From the outside. Over a cliff.
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Comments (54)
KingZach 10
heh "shake" it off OP :)
ProfessorMctitie 20
Tell her its just your huge dick
HurleyX21 17
Na man if she said that then she ain't worth it.
anxiousaly 12
Whenever I ride the bus and people get on it always shook. That could have just been my bus though so idk.
billboob 21
Boom shake shake the room! Relax, if someone is so arrogant as to say that to you, they ain't worth knowing, be yourself or whatever you want and be happy with it.
Zebediabolical 43
She wasn't arrogant. He /asked/ her what she and her friend were laughing about.
Mysterious_one 26
respond with " hell yeah.. whole bus is shaking scared of me bitchhh"
goodjoblol 25
Mind your own business
LittleMissShadow 16
Muscle weighs more than fat. Everyone would do good to remember that little tidbit of info ;p
laden_swallow09 34
Muscle isn't soft and squishy, either.
ParisSosa 11
oh that's awful!
Nat3_2020 16
Thank guys I really needed the support right now?
brittaaany_93 38
She can't blame the bus shaking on your weight, you look tiny kid! There's plenty more girls out there, much nicer ones too.
pussystank 18
Da hell??? Ya look tiny as hell. Forget about her and find yo self another female.