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By dynomyte - 11/02/2009 20:04 - United States

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Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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By miss cranky pants - 30/10/2010 05:03 - United States

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Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 00:05 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

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It's been a while

By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Perkasie

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Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

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Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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no65438 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:55

WTF...

wafflemonger 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:27

The first gyno appointment I ever had was two days after my boyfriend and I had broken up. I asked her about the pill. She asked me if I was involved with anyone. I said no and started crying. Worst doctor's appointment ever.

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Trent14 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:32

haha ur everyone everyone likes one night stands!

alexthecutie 0

Friday 26 March 2010 2:32

at least your not a **** or a *****

iamajew 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:49

Right on!

luckiestchica_fml 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 6:45

me to

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 7 October 2013 15:55

sorry to hear that. buy a toy

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