Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Aethren 0
maybe you should have texted her instead
ptrek85 0
I really hope you didn't try to propose again.
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Comments (165)
Z_Bunny 0
#8 FTW I wholeheartedly agree
Jaycee_luvs_YOU 0
#1 ya that wouldve been sweet i would like that lol @ #11 that rocks
Sebastian69 0
Dude, that's so messed up.
24788 7
I'd make her earn it back if she wanted to get married.
Sock_fml 0
Well if she ignores you proposing to her it's probably because you're a pansy who wanted to save sex for after marriage. I can't blame her for wanting to check your reaction to see if you did, in fact have testicles. Since you didnt chuck her phone into a lake when that happened I'm guessing you don't. Tough break Suzy
chroniclurker 0
A lot of the people I know check and answer texts on reflex. So yeah, it's stupid, but she probably didn't think about it being mean to you. I suggest--for any relationship you're in, current and future--talking about leaving phones off during dates and such unless one of you is expecting a really important phone call, e.g. Grandma's in the hospital and may be dying, sister is expecting a baby any hour now, etc. It's important to talk about these things that bug you since otherwise it may not occur to your relationship partner that you don't like that sort of thing.
Joshwuh 0
I hope you didn't marry her.
piperian396 0
Dump her, this might be the analogy to describe your entire relationship.
ohhhhshizzz 0
What if she didn't notice that you were proposing. Did you have the ring out? Or were you just on your knee? If yes to both, there is no YLIF or YDI.
yourmomm 0
ok well she's a tool! ****.