Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Aethren 0
maybe you should have texted her instead
ptrek85 0
I really hope you didn't try to propose again.
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Comments (165)
Eagleyes27 0
I know how you feel : /
_GODZILLA_ 0
What SeximusPrime said. Shoulda texted the bitch and said "I was going to propose, but all you care about is technology. We're done."
crazynerual 0
what a bitch... maybe she was texting her friend to say that you just proposed?
t_fml 11
haha wen u go on the honeymoon just txt ppl or pretend
Koolgirl15 0
What a bitch, you can do better
sneaks20 0
that's something my girlfriends would do,, well she did with the promise ring I got her :'(
rmeyer6 0
dump her!
PrimeStarscream 30
Why didn't you dump her right there? Tell her what she lost and she'll remember it forever.
Shadow_Spark 3
Well, on the one hand, if the text was about a relative being in the hospital or something of that nature, it could be understandable. On the other hand, if the text was something like "what color nail polish are you wearing today?", than there is no excuse.
Edenbeam 19
Maybe it was. Why not find out before jumping to conclusions?