Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML
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Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML
Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, my Uber driver tried to detour my trip home to take me on a date to Waffle House, even after I showed zero interest and talked about my boyfriend non-stop. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
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sea_cucumber_11 11
I guess that wasn't a Perry enjoyable night
mpsteve137 15
Sounds like their wives may of been the ones who wanted a night away from them.
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ShitHappen_fml 15
Ew
alicat13 12
Dont put everyone in a box, they wont fit. (dont judge the book by its cover)
TheNotoriousHGC 15
I can understand it being a fml for the taxi driver if he/she didn't like Katy Perry or wanted to listen to the game--- but there's nothing wrong with them choosing KP over sports... A real man is courageous enough to listen to what he likes. Not what he is told is manly. Anyhow, I love it !
squideth 18
Came to the comments expecting sexism, homophobia and music elitism, wasn't disappointed. How sad, I was hoping people were better than that.
MissLily_fml 4
Sighs...appalling. Looks like the wives ripped their balls off and put them in a jar or something...Welcome to the 21st century...well it started some time before but;).
9eberra1 6
Stop stereotyping guys I hate sports but I'm athletic and I get driven in limos all the time, the only tune I need is a wine bottle opening
fantasyworld 39
Quit being so judgmental.