Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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jmeg_fml 0
i never understood why girls could wear guys' clothes but guys couldn't wear girls' clothes
dralligator 1
I once had to cross dress as part of a play. I felt so comfy in the dress. XD Most guys just won't understand.
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Comments (162)
magneticcheese 0
That's cute, LOL. Don't feel bad, you're awesome (:
x5d13 0
Not that getting into a dress is a normal thing really, but it's no secret that they're very comfortable. Why do you think women are always wearing them.
ZDrache 0
That's hot, yo.
TrevorMTopham 0
You know that would be kinda comfy
ilaughatfmls2 0
fail....and that's so gay
Arikata 0
You do know that most transvestites are straight? Nothing about crossdressing is gay, try being a little less ignorant and open your mind a bit.
echarperouge 0
Welcome to the other side. We're way more fun ;D
finlandagogo 0
Note the fact he's from Wisco...
theoldGP 0
and why should this/why does this matter? anyways, good FML haha. but don't listen to anyone that is judging your sexuality from this. only one thing is gay: liking boys if you are a boy.
zargon 1
I dunno, I heard that girls being into girls is pretty gay, too....
bigbadnews122 0
Nice!!!! You should be my friend. ;-)
ahoyhoy123 0
LOL hahaha. Great FML.
janz 0
if girls can wear pants guys can wear dresses.