Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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jmeg_fml 0
i never understood why girls could wear guys' clothes but guys couldn't wear girls' clothes
dralligator 1
I once had to cross dress as part of a play. I felt so comfy in the dress. XD Most guys just won't understand.
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HappyGestapo 0
[insert gay joke here]
Ranryu 0
You can be transexual without being gay. In other words, you can like wearing women's clothes and still like to take the clothes off of women.
emoscreamo7 0
hahaha FAG!!!!
QTp13 10
Sweetie ignore all these negative idiots. There is nothing wrong with being in touch with your feminine side. I know big business execs who regularly get their nails manicured, their eyebrows waxed, etc.
kooldrew3 0
But wouldnt it look weird if u put one on and then got a boner. I mean im a guy and i have worn a dress before, and im totally straight, so i dont think ur gay
12stargirl 0
wow. u really let them do that?
lilai1396 0
womans clothes?comfy?hah,try the jeans and camis, plus bras...well,half the stuff we wear= uncomfortable
LJN 16
@144 and 146: If it's not comfortable, you're not wearing it properly or have the wrong size. I'm a woman and I've never been uncomfortable in any of my clothes including bras, camis, corsets, jeans and the like.
tagedawg 0
your just going through a phase
sassykiwi101206 0
Okay all I have to say is you and your friends have far too much time on your hands. Think girls clothes are comfy have you heard of a corsit.....
wafflesgirl24 0
Awwww a transvestite in the making... xD JK some of womens clothing is SOOOO comfy and slimming! :3 (ps I am a WOMAN!)