Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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jmeg_fml 0
i never understood why girls could wear guys' clothes but guys couldn't wear girls' clothes
dralligator 1
I once had to cross dress as part of a play. I felt so comfy in the dress. XD Most guys just won't understand.
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Arikata 0
Nothing wrong with this in the slightest. I've crossed dressed a number of my straight friends and they enjoy it. Most transvestites are actually straight, they're just better in touch with their feminine side. Putting on make up and a dress doesn't have to mean any thing. Though if you have been looking at men that way, there is nothing wrong with that either and the people on this site need to shut their homophobic asses the hell up. Though, if you just don't feel right in your own skin and you long for the "female role" in life maybe you should do some research into transgenderism. Though from the sound of this post I bet you're just a guy who enjoys delving into his feminine side now and then.
unhacked21 0
okay...the bad part isnt being so willing to do it. under other circumstances, i'd say it wasnt gay, and ur just comfortable doing it knowing u wont find it nice to wear...but u do, so gay.
yowzerz 5
Haha that's cute.
kaylaella 0
LMFAOOOOOOO !!
lazorzpewpew 0
I could dig a kilt - a nice breeze on my balls... mmm....
b_u_n_n_y 0
Had a friend crossdress for Halloween...He told me how much the costume cost and my jaw nearly hit the floor! He replies "Well, I couldn't go walking around like a CHEAP *****...and this Victoria's Secret stuff is comfy..." lol. Kudos to you! Women sure know how to dress comfy and still look daaaamn good :)
penisface69 17
how is this an fml?
Colors_fml 0
Haha! You are amazing
mikel81 0
Your way of coming out?
fugginJebus 0
This is not an FML. This is just you being a fag.