Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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jmeg_fml 0
i never understood why girls could wear guys' clothes but guys couldn't wear girls' clothes
dralligator 1
I once had to cross dress as part of a play. I felt so comfy in the dress. XD Most guys just won't understand.
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Comments (162)
Arijana 0
I don't think it's such a big deal.... Women clothes are comfy..well most of them xD I would know.. Anyways...I don't think you're gay ! :)))))
dotsdesu 0
if you thought so then well you deserve it. whether that's a good or bad thing is another thing up to you altogether
GriefBacon 0
Nice. I imagine your balls felt free indeed. Next time, though, I'd politely decline.
indiana_gal 0
that is a lil creepy.........
AmberHall 2
Don't worry about it mate. No harm, no foul. Wearing a dress doesn't make you gay. Society has put limits on the clothes we wear, generally as a form of oppression against women, and gradually we are moving towards a more gender neutral society. The only thing that makes you gay is if you fancy people of the same sex. If you are male and fancy women, then you are straight no matter what you wear. Ignore anyone who says otherwise :)
leisl14 0
men wearing makeup makes them gay? then pretty much every male rocker, actor, and model is gay.
jook_fml 0
try kilts.
melocardio 0
Yeah, kilts are a good option. & sexy...
Stpatch754 0
god ur a fag.
giganticbrain 0
I like how everyone now-a-days throws around the word "fag" like it was nothing. #77, I do suggest you listen to yourself once in a while, and maybe you will understand how undeniably stupid you sound. You're probably just some greasy, middle school nobody that labels everything gay to secure your own sexuality. Cause God help you if you have homosexual thoughts, or are even around anything that could be considered "gay". No, cause then you might be made fun. Can't have that, now can we? Everyone is so afraid of anything that's different, whether it be race, or things like this. You make me sick.
myalleyway 9
god you're a judgmental homophobic jerk who should rot in hell
Doogragoo 0
Good job giving Wisconsin a bad name jackass
catriona_cd 0
i am a truck driver, fire fighter, hunter, scuba diver. never sucked dick in my life and never intend on doing so. love a good woman. however i to enjoy dressing as a woman from time to time. this is NOT a fml cos you agreed to it all. just enjoy it lol to quote.. "hon i want to get in your panties.. no, seriously!" lol