Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
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DrewsFML 8
Yeah he needs to get it back to his wife before she notices it missing.
thatnucca 36
Are you serious? Next time he's horny, show him the promise land, and when he asks for a taste, gladly close it back up with a smile on your face...
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Comments (79)
hazumu_fml 8
ask him if your dating him is revokable as the ring. =D
mutinykitty 18
Whether OP means 1st year dating or married, I think it's cute! If they're married, it means he keeps the ring safe, and if they're not, then he loves her and will marry her someday, just not today.
mutinykitty 18
There's a two minute limit on editing? Tha't stupid... I reread the FML, and realized she said boyfriend. Oh well, it's still cute!
Yarrachel 16
122, if they are already married the FML is even worse. That would mean he took the ring from her and is "letting" her wear her own ring as a present! What the hell? If they are not married, it still seems like he is taunting her with it, so either way it is an FML.
MJH47 1
Someone that controlling that she wants to marry?? Not on your life!!!! Another abusive man.
philliesfan94 3
maybe he has big plans for when he does ask you. just give him time :) I'm sure you will be happy when he actually does ask you.
Miss_Represented 0
hilarious!!!
jace913 0
terrific
lecheleche_fml 0
let him swallow that ring :))))))))))
True_Poet 1
what the hell...that's some cheap and selfish ass shit
Carol57 2
dump his controlling ass! Do not marry him!
narx 0
that sucks but at the same time sooooooo funny haha
tuckerharbaugh 0
what the hell?