Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
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sunshine41196 12
How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon
upallnight11 19
I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.
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Comments (109)
OperationAxis 10
It's part of the special sauce!
Rababco 29
Why can't you piss off your boyfriend? If you're afraid of telling your boyfriend what's wrong then it doesn't seem like be a very healthy relationship, I could be wrong though. Feel better OP, being sick/injured is no fun.
minesbiggerr 25
Maybe she has no one else to rely on?
Amama_fml 30
I agree, being miserable just so you won't piss your boyfriend off? That's just wrong. I would rethink that relationship. Not saying that you should break up with him, Op, just evaluate the situation and make sure that you REALLY want to be with someone like that. No one here knows the true story, just you, so make sure you are really happy.
Rainhawk94 27
Then don't expect the problem to solve itself
Kiki242 19
Your relationship doesn't sound all that great if he'll get pissed at you for telling him to keep his pubes to himself.
perdix 31
It must have fell in when he was preparing your Egg Drop soup. Warning: that's not an egg drop ;)
Cerebral_Origami 5
Does he cook when not wearing a shirt? I know I shed a lot of chest hair which might be mistaken for a pubic hair. I hope it is an accident. I understand you are in a difficult situation but if he really care about you he should not be offended if you let him know that somehow hair is getting into your food.
ctchan2381 5
if he cares enough to make you soup when you r stuck in bed, i'm sure he won't mind keeping his pubes in check
masterof1 7
How exactly does that happen?
gracehi 33
If your boyfriend continually serves you pubic hair in your food, accidentally or otherwise, and you're afraid of angering him by complaining about it, I think you should reconsider your relationship. This doesn't sound healthy.
JMichael 26
He's telling you to get better soon so he doesn't have to wait any longer.