Miscellaneous: Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair...

By vey - 08/02/2014 22:14 - China - Beijing

Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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sunshine41196 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:14

How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon

upallnight11 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:15

I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.

Comments

OperationAxis 10

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:21

It's part of the special sauce!

Rababco 29

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:23

Why can't you piss off your boyfriend? If you're afraid of telling your boyfriend what's wrong then it doesn't seem like be a very healthy relationship, I could be wrong though. Feel better OP, being sick/injured is no fun.

minesbiggerr 25

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:01

Maybe she has no one else to rely on?

Amama_fml 30

Sunday 9 February 2014 18:42

I agree, being miserable just so you won't piss your boyfriend off? That's just wrong. I would rethink that relationship. Not saying that you should break up with him, Op, just evaluate the situation and make sure that you REALLY want to be with someone like that. No one here knows the true story, just you, so make sure you are really happy.

Rainhawk94 27

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:25

Then don't expect the problem to solve itself

Kiki242 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:26

Your relationship doesn't sound all that great if he'll get pissed at you for telling him to keep his pubes to himself.

perdix 29

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:29

It must have fell in when he was preparing your Egg Drop soup. Warning: that's not an egg drop ;)

Cerebral_Origami 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:29

Does he cook when not wearing a shirt? I know I shed a lot of chest hair which might be mistaken for a pubic hair. I hope it is an accident. I understand you are in a difficult situation but if he really care about you he should not be offended if you let him know that somehow hair is getting into your food.

ctchan2381 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:37

if he cares enough to make you soup when you r stuck in bed, i'm sure he won't mind keeping his pubes in check

masterof1 7

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:38

How exactly does that happen?

gracehi 31

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:41

If your boyfriend continually serves you pubic hair in your food, accidentally or otherwise, and you're afraid of angering him by complaining about it, I think you should reconsider your relationship. This doesn't sound healthy.