Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
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sunshine41196 12
How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon
upallnight11 19
I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.
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Comments (109)
1947Chevy 17
You should really say something. That's a bit of a health hazard
SmilerVamp 6
So it's the third time and the only thing you can think of doing about it is complaining? How about: 'Hey boyfriend, thanks for giving me a place to stay but i'll do the cooking from now on?'
SmilerVamp 6
Oops, misread that one. Sorry OP.
manasstalker 7
I find it funny how many people think its seriously an accident! You don't find pubic hair 3 TIMES and its STILL an accident, scratching his balls or not. Lol the number of people who came to that conclusion are people who I assume get stuck in relationships because they prefer to ignore signs of passive aggressive behavior. He's being a dick for reasons we don't know, clearly they need to break up. (I don't know about you, but putting hair from your genitals into my food would be a deal breaker).
Setareh23 34
I dunno, if she's been bed-ridden for a week and he's been feeding her three times a day, that's a total of 21 meals (not including snacks). Is it that unreasonable to think that maybe, 3 out of those 21+ times he happened to scratch himself before or while cooking? Or that maybe he leaves his clothing on the bathroom floor while showering and any pubic hair that might have been on the floor got stuck to his shirt and later fell into her soup? Only OP knows her boyfriend well enough to be able to say whether or not he's being a passive-aggressive jerk.
o_uhu_intrstng 4
at least tell him to buzz off the hair
mistarie14 5
If he's going to be pissed because you voice this concern, perhaps it's time to re evaluate your relationship.
creepyclowntown 10
that's not a healthy relationship if you are afraid to speak up on something as gross as that
ulissey_fml 22
"Add boiling water. Allow it to cool down for 3 minutes Stir well ";)
sonictardis 8
If "can't afford to piss him off" means you're basically homeless without him, and he'd kick you out for bringing it up, it's seriously time to think about how shitty of a relationship you're in. I'm sorry, but no matter what the situation, you shouldn't have to say "can't afford to piss him off". Get out while you can, OP, and hopefully get better soon.
velvin18 1
Bet the Op would be quick enough to complain if she found soup on her boyfriends pubes...
BabyrooKid 11
You don't wanna know what's in the rest of your "soup."