Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
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sunshine41196 12
How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon
upallnight11 19
I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.
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Comments (109)
SaucyGirl106 18
if it happens one time, I can see why you wouldn't be quick to bring it up. But three times in one week is a problem. Not to mention plain disturbing. Unless he's trying to tell you to floss after you eat?
skittyskatbrat 19
Get a friend, relative, etc. to help, and save the pubic hairs for when you are healthy and YOU are fixing food ;)
Ghost_Kaulitz 16
Darling,Just tell him.If he really loves you,he won't get pissed off.
yarani 26
You realize he's doing it on purpose, right? Confront him and get a family member or friend to help.
kto123 16
Does he cook in the nude?
tjw1616 21
um sounds like he's already pissed off, hope you can make better arrangements :/ maybe ask a family member? get better soon! :)
nortonantivirus 3
how did you know it was a pubic hair... might have been his hair(Head)
EffingAnnoying 7
It's his ****** up way lf telling you he doesn't want to make your food.
leighanne2604 4
maybe that's why ur still sick?? id have a talk to him- if he is a loving bf he wont get offended and later on u can both laugh about it... good luck!!
clair_brodie 35
If commenting about something like that ends up pissing him off then you have bigger problems then hair in your food.