Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
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sunshine41196 12
How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon
upallnight11 19
I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.
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Comments (109)
worldclassrager 41
It seems like to me this is intentional...maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea if you tell him...
mosquito19 14
were you eating **** soup?
Naphtayli 4
I would complain regardless.
miss_jules 11
That's ridiculous. I mean, why the hell would there be PUBIC hairs in your food? How are you so sure that they're pubic hairs at all? This is all very odd.
Hangingoutsarah 2
uh, I think he's doing it on purpose.
Ray_of_midnight 23
There's a saying: "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."
mindy12182 17
I'd say he is already pissed it having to take care of you so what the hell do you got to lose tell him off for doing it
wingraynor 2
so are you a chinese girl? why are you still with him? if there is anything I can do, just leave him.
Witchylady 18
Your boyfriend is simply disgusting. Next time put your ass in his soup and see how he likes that !!!!!
missyb94 6
He must've put some special sauce it