By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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FlickMyBean 0

You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.

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ALQ_fml 13

Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.

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littlexlune 16

You deserve it for being too chicken shit to just come out and say it.

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Baajuju 10

breakups dont require prep. you just breakup. YDI because your a bitch.

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derpy_batman 4

Just do it if you're going to... Douchebag

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ehollow5000 6

**** you life? **** her life for having to deal with your shit. That is so mean, she is way too nice to you. I feel sorry for her not for you. Omg, she is so stupid, but it is because she wants to hang on to your love by laughing at your jokes about her. Just realize how ****** up this is, let her go.

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liu_meng 4

maybe your exgirlfriend will be your forever friend, so donot hurt

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CaroAurelia 12

Dude, just grow a pair and break up with her...

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themetalstickman 19

You're lucky she has a sense of humor. If you want to break up, just break up, you asshole.

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X_KassidyRose_X 12

But Op's username they could be a girl so why are there comments saying man up? That's quite sexist to assume they are in the wrong so they must be a man. Even though it's more common for it to be a boy and girl you should be more open minded

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