By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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FlickMyBean 0

You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.

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ALQ_fml 13

Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.

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KaitiMarie 0

You are a major douche bag. Grow some ******* balls. Wouldn't you rather break up with her on good terms rather than be an ass && have her take revenge on all your shit later?? Grow the **** up.

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yeahiknow0 0

Asshole just break up with her. Fhl not urs

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Cathica 8

wow you are such a douche. rather than be a man and break up with her kindly and sensitively, you're doing it in the meanest way possible. Why?? Is it some stupid trick so that she breaks up with you first? Man up, asshole.

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kittykat1497 7

Umm u guys do realize OP could b a girl and meant that she was preparing her friend

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karmaliss 18

OP could also be a girl preparing her girlfriend. It doesn't change OP bring an asshole here

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xGTFx 0

be a man and just tell her straight up. guys like u dont deserve gf

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ArielTheMermaid 17

you're the reason girls go lesbian. you're an a*hole

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thoughtcriminal7 3

Why don't you just man up and end it? You're being a major puss. Grow up.

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fatolddad 1

Er, look at the username people! This person is a woman...

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