Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, my girlfriend cried that I'm never available for her when she has a difficult time. I do everything I can to be available for her, but I draw the line at spending 30+ minutes at work listening to her cry over the phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML
Today, I'm working 12-hour overnight shifts for the next three days. My fiancee can't seem to grasp the concept of sleeping during the day, and keeps coming into the bedroom and telling me to stop being lazy. FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, my girlfriend is at work, leaving me with her needy son again. If I don't play with him, he cries and throws a fit. If I don't clean the house, she will cry and throw a fit when she gets home. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
So what exactly is she bringing to the table that would justify you needing to work two jobs?
MidnaLink 35
Unless she's actually sick, she NEEDS to stop doing that or you should kick her ass out.
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Comments (7)
Anderling 33
So what exactly is she bringing to the table that would justify you needing to work two jobs?
MidnaLink 35
Unless she's actually sick, she NEEDS to stop doing that or you should kick her ass out.
Razath 17
Sounds like she's just using you as an ATM since you specified "sick". Let me guess, she already has a person for a "cuddle buddy" in mind? Nuh uh. She shapes up, or she's out. Don't let her walk all over you.
historygrad74 19
Time to leave her so she can find a "cuddle buddy" to pay her way.
Jesse Duff 15
she's not your girlfriend, she's your leech...smarten up
RichardPencil 32
So buy her a cuddle buddy, Mr. Moneybags!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah... I'd kick her to the curb. She's just using you. She can go find a cuddle buddy elsewhere and stop taking advantage of you.