Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
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Comments (115)
jake131000 21
Why did he hit you? No wonder he was in Prison.
annie_zoo 27
aha, that was almost a good pun
GhostFox 34
Hit ON. As in flirted with her. I think. ( If you were joking- oops.)
bonermonkey 31
I hit YDI because you immediately wrote him off for having been to prison.
Toriahh 21
I've learned from my job that just because someone was is prison doesn't mean they are a bad person. They just made some bad mistakes. My job deals with felons who are trying to better themselves. Don't judge them all the same. Some are good. Some are bad.
GrumpyGrinch 23
"Some are good. Some are bad." If I was in OP's place I wouldn't want to be the one who finds out this one is among the bad ones. Run. There are other safer ways how to try to save the world.
Toriahh 21
So you would never give anyone a chance based on their past? Maybe that should apply to everyone's past. There's a lot of people who don't get caught, so because they don't have a record you won't write them off then.
GrumpyGrinch 23
There is a lot of people who don't do anything to be caught for. Or they are not interesting?
Hauclir 14
Honesty is important in a relationship.
jayennachristine 23
He should go back to prison for stealing your heart.. ??
ohSNAPyall 27
Is it hot in here, or is it just arson?
natashamilan 13
There are actually really good people who have gone to prison. I think you should give him a chance so you can see his true colors.
RayRey009 5
I thought girls liked bad boys.
z_candy 18
Was he the same "handsome mugshot guy" that everyone was talking about on Twitter? You know which one I'm talking about, right?
Livleigh 14
El Chapo?
deathshead 19
jumping to conclusions, good people go to jail for stupid decisions. think about it before jumping the gun.