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Miss Montana, U.S. 32 years-old In a relationship

anon 10 November 2012, 21:14 Kent, United States

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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never thought I'd say that 22 August 2013, 19:05 Stavanger, Norway

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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Bad Dad This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Colorado Springs, United States

Higher than the sun

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

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