Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
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Comments (115)
devi_916 39
I met my husband the day he was released from prison after serving 5 years. He is the best man I know, and an excellent father to our kids. Some people really do change. Sometimes actually having something worth having to lose gives them a reason to work harder to stay out. Don't write people off because of their past.
thaqueen_fml 15
At least see what he did time for. People make mistakes. It doesn't make them bad people.
randomcritic 14
What was he in for?
Anro_fml 17
That's seriously unfortunate! :(
maggiefox 25
With him around, I doubt other people would mess with you :)
AkBunny907 18
I know quite a few people who have been to prison, and they're some the coolest sweetest people ever. Don't judge to quickly.
cosmicdancer84 7
At least he has good taste ;)
Mohamedegypt 13
hey at least he's honest, you knew up front, and sometimes people go to jail for vertu minor things, he did something stupid and he's maning up to his mistakes and learning from it. I'm just saying honestly goes a long way
Krwman 8
Well, if he just got out of prison last week, I'd have to imagine you looked fabulous to him....
Candied_person 13
So