Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
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Comments (115)
sashakotlik 14
El Chapo???!!??!!?
berkeleyjake 13
white collar crime or violent?
beeneatenalive 12
At least he's honest
jgPepsi 14
Well we can't all be winners.
classicsparkles 17
Plot twist, it's El Chapo, I say go for it the dude is worth like a billion dollars. But real talk, he sounds like a straight forward person who paid his debt to society so I wouldn't write him off before getting to know him or what he was charged with.
jamongrande 14
Some of the best people I've ever met are convicted felons, they learned from their mistakes and it changed the for the better, just because somebody has been to prison doesn't mean they are a bad person, more people need to realize that
trevorboii 12
dont see how you could judge someone based off that fact , people go to prison for defending themselves . so shit
llamingo 8
Look on the bright side if he was a murderer or rapist or something he would probably wanna hide that. The fact that he's being honest means he probably did something minor accepted it and now is trying to move on with life
jb143 9
You deserved it, you shouldn't be cheating on your boyfriend/husband for any circumstances. You should have broken up with him first. Karma hit you like a bitch.
anthony99 14
So, did you get his number?