Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
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CaroAurelia 12
I mean, I might be a little wary of a newly released ex-con, but there are people who go to prison for being scumbags and possibly violent ones who do horrible things, and there are people who go to prison for stupid mistakes that they've learned from. The second one's not too bad.
Axel5238 29
Normally one doesn't go to prison for a stupid mistake. Yes some learn and some change though that doesn't happen often and a mistake doesn't usually mean you have a prison sentence especially if it's a fair amount of time for one time thing. It's usually because, they a a pretty sizable criminal record and ether or not they've changed is a potentially a big gamble.
katertott 44
We all have our faults. At least this guy is honest and upfront about doing time. There are a lot of good comments above, but remember, out of everyone here, only YOU have the best feel for the situation and only you can decide what is best for you. If, even with his past, he still seems like a decent guy, he may be worth a chance- or not. If something about him makes you uncomfortable, then it may be best to carry on. For now, don't rush! Make the best of your new solo status and do something nice for yourself. Best of luck!
1stones 8
Look at it this way, if he wanted to do you harm he wouldnt have told you that. His intentions are good. Give him a chance? We all deserve a second chance no matter what he did :)
Lalala579121 28
Take it as a compliment, you're jailbait.
jgiles09 17
Least he was honest how many other men would have admitted that!?
SexyAnonOnTumblr 12
GO FOR THE PRISON DUDE GURL. Don't make yourself look like a fool going to an ex.
tishtashbat 16
How long was he there, what for, what does he plan on doing now he's out, is he trying to put it behind him? It's really hard coming out of prison to nothing/not a lot, little official support and often hard to get a job. If he wants to make a change in his life and put it behind him, I'd go for it
extremereviews 26
El Chapo?
doodlebug13 15
Don't be so quick to judge. Ask him what he was in prison for. You may have just lost your "one" because you judged him for being in prison.