Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
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Comments (115)
Wheelman2178 18
American prison? I'm sure he didn't do anything wrong, if he even did anything
Lalala579121 28
No he escaped Mexican prison and snuck across the border just to hit on OP.
733yoda_fml 19
Sounds like a keeper!
WOTAN1488 24
Here's an idea: talk to him.
Atowns40 18
So ur both in the same situation lol
johnjkl 22
I read that as "a attractive man hit me" XD
worldclassrager 41
What's the problem with this? Take it as a complement...and hey maybe it will work out...just depends what he was in for and or how long...
CommentKing207 23
Don't judge a book by its cover
NellaTurtle 9
Don't you mean... don't judge a criminal by his rap sheet? (sorry, I had to) OP I hope that you find a wonderful person who will treat you the way you deserve. I wish you all the best with your future.
Ruthofpern 3
And your point is....?
corky1992 33
not everyone in prison is a terrible person or committed a terrible crime, but its still not a quality most look for in a relationship. at least he's honest lol